Successful procrastination takes commitment, practice and dedication, something that as Juniors in college we have gotten very good at. My roommates and I are here to enlighten you on the Art of Procrastination...
Step 1 // Make a list of all the things you have to do
Step 2 // Add frivolous details that you can easily cross off
Step 3 // Add things already accomplished for an additional confidence boost
Step 4 // Call friends you havent talked to in a while to catch up, theres no better time than now!
Step 5 // Reward yourself with a trip to Cook Out for a job well done, you earned it!
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Me: "Ok Han, Im doing a blog post, how do you procrastinate?"
*cell phone ringing*
Hannah: "hold on...after I talk to my boyfriend..."
Yep, she really makes it look that simple folks. She's had years of experience so dont worry if you can't look this casual your first few attempts - keep trying! Finals week lasts 9 days!
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My secret to guilt free procrastination is simple. And you are probably already 90% there...
start. a. blog.
It's that easy.
Make a cup of tea, get the gang together, and type your little heart out. All-the-while putting off whatever blasé school related work that needs doing, and justifying said typing by creating an incredible work of literature you might as well send your professor for extra credit.
(i swear i do act 20.90 occasionally)
I am very very good at this method of procrastination.
So good at it that I decided to write a blog post on it instead of studying for the two tests that I hate tomorrow. :)
Good decision? Absolutely.
Gonna get an A in Corporate Finance tomorrow?
I mean, how could I not with this fabulously financial cheat sheet:
Good luck on finals everyone!
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My secret to guilt free procrastination is simple. And you are probably already 90% there...
start. a. blog.
It's that easy.
Make a cup of tea, get the gang together, and type your little heart out. All-the-while putting off whatever blasé school related work that needs doing, and justifying said typing by creating an incredible work of literature you might as well send your professor for extra credit.
(i swear i do act 20.90 occasionally)
I am very very good at this method of procrastination.
So good at it that I decided to write a blog post on it instead of studying for the two tests that I hate tomorrow. :)
Good decision? Absolutely.
Gonna get an A in Corporate Finance tomorrow?
I mean, how could I not with this fabulously financial cheat sheet:
Good luck on finals everyone!








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